01. Existential crises and the egg ick.

The answer's usually more simple than we give ourselves credit for.

Do you guys ever think about how instantly we’re really expected to know what we want from our lives?

We play M-A-S-H in elementary school, and dream up our futures in purple ink and doodles — the futures that we’re supposed to want, you know?

Then we take shitty little electives in high school that mayyybe point to an idea of a future career, when really…